anue:
Friend: how do you say i love you in german
Me: ich liebe dich
Friend: i also love dick
das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons
I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.
me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed
#relationship goals
(Source: compulsive)









just a photo dump of things that exist that i saw
growth of a seed
nature is raw af
(Source: sweetsurrender68)
If I tell a joke it’s suggested that you laugh but it was mainly for me
put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”
full offense but i need intimacy soon or i’ll collapse maybe




